Two weeks
ago, my husband came home with bags
full of Christmas decorations. He’d gone to a number of stores on his way home
from work: WalMart, Target, Michael’s, JoAnne’s, and Home Depot. In these bags
were an array of holiday decorations, including (but certainly not limited to)
Santa hats, garland, wrapping paper, bows, lights, and fake snow.
I was excited. “All this is for the house?” I
asked, ready to start decorating. But he shook his head and quickly corrected
me. “No,” he said, “They’re for the gym.”
Turns out, his holiday Christmas card idea was to
go to the gym we frequent, decorate various exercise equipment, and take
pictures. During gym hours. With gym people staring at us. Our house never had
a chance to boast even one Christmas light.
Here are some of the pics. What do you think?
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| Yes, he bought the socks too. |
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| Are you feeling the holiday spirit yet? |
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| The bows help him focus. |
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| Santa is a strong man. |
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| Two points if you can guess what's in the box. |
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| What's a squat without a Santa hat? |
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| Add of course, we had to end the evening doing simultaneous holiday pullups. |
