My husband and I have been married for almost 3 very fun, loving months. Over this time period, I’m learning (or remembering, in most instances) that some of our views are a bit different. Below are some of his words of wisdom.
On lotion…
You’re only supposed to put it on the areas you can see. You can’t see your feet if you have socks on.
On facials…
Am I supposed to go outside like this? My face is too clean. I need protection.
On drinking straight from the blender…
That’s why it has a handle on it. It's actually really a cup.
On sleeping on the floor…
Now that’s where you go to get some really good sleep.
On fingernail filing…
If I do it with my teeth, it looks just as nice. See? Look how straight that is.
On napkins...
I don't need those. I have fingers.
On cleaning...
It's my favorite thing to do. It's all I think about every day--"I can't wait to come home and clean."
On washing the dishes...
My to-do list is too short; that's why I haven't gotten around to it yet.
I need a minimum of 72 hours to do it.
On his disdain for sleep...
Besides Jesus and you, staying awake is my favorite thing to do.
There are many, many more, but I keep forgetting to write them down. I’ll be adding to this list later.
