Sock Holes

Last night, after my husband took his shoes off and sat down on the couch to relax, I noticed a big hole in the heel of his sock. Upon careful inspection, I noticed another hole in the same spot on the other sock!

Me: You need to throw those socks A-WAY.

Husband: What socks?

At this point, I just looked at him and didn’t say a thing. He knew exactly what I meant.

Husband: Ohhh! These socks! Those are my airpockets.

Even just now, as I showed him the pictures I took last night of his socks, he said, "I don't see nothing wrong with them socks. Those are some good socks."

Those socks will be in the trash by tonight.